10 funny status messages on Facebook

Facebook has become a common best friend to all. Millions of selfies, photographs, and status messages are updated every day by its users from different corners of the world. There are some facebook status messages which are really funny. And we present 10 such funny status messages of facebook

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10 funny status messages

1. It is the worst thing ever on the earth, when a lady questions a man, “Guess, what’s today?”

2. Everyone on this Earth is ‘down to earth’ type. Why? It is because the earth has its own gravity.

3. In childhood, it is a common game to all to enjoy the race of the raindrops on the glass window. You eagerly waited to see who won the game.

4. The person who discovered the idea of morning sex, must had forgotten the natural idea of ‘morning breath’.

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5. What is family vacation? It is a simple concept. A family vacation means when you spend a lot of money on the travel destination and shout at your kids in a sensuous and exotic beach resort.

6. How beautiful ‘typo’can be found in a status message? Here it is. A person types that s/he always tries to find good in every situation. What’s the ‘typo’ here? It’s that ‘good’ which actually is meant to be ‘food’. That person always tries to find ‘food’ in every situation.

7. When a girl says on her first date to the guy, “I would love it if you treat as a movie star.” What does it mean to a guy? First make sure, which type of movies that girl meant.

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8. If love is a kind of game, can you find the multiplayer version anywhere?

9. Some people sing too well after drinking that not just the neighbors love it, but they also call up the cops for enjoying the music.

10. Three meals a day is okay but how many meals are okay for night?

 
 
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